THE ATM, A LOYAL SERVANT.

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The Automated teller Machine (ATM) deserves some commendation. Here it goes. 

1. The ATM never makes mistake in debiting and crediting. Have you noticed it debits when you debit and has never credited you for debiting. It also does not miss its maths. It deduct exactly what should be deducted and not a dime less. The owner is happy and sleep in peace. 

2. It is a very faithful servant. Once it's owner decide not to pay, the ATM cooperate with "out of service, dispense error...." and the owner sleep in peace. 

3. The ATM does not get scared and cannot be bullied. Go with any mood, it does its job and does not give a damn and the owner sleep in peace. 

4. A very gentle thing. Cry, scream all you want, the ATM never respond and the owner sleep in peace. 

5. You cannot bribe the ATM. Any money you deposit through it goes straight into your account and not its own account. It does not defraud it's owner and the owner sleep in peace. 

6. The ATM is very obedient, never leave where it's master place it. No matter your coercion, the ATM stays exactly where it's owner want and the owner sleep in peace. 

7. It reduces bank staff strength, less cashiers to manage. The ATM can perform multiple cashier functions, saving it's owner funds in salary and allowances and the owner sleep in peace. 

8. The ATM does not collect salary and the owner sleep in peace. 

9. The ATM does not have girlfriends or boyfriends that can distract it while working, unlike regular cashiers. No favouritism to lovers while other customers wait. No favouritism and the owner sleep in peace. 

10. The ATM can be fully controlled, unlike regular cashiers and the owner sleep in peace. 

11. The ATM does not eat nor demand refreshment and the owner sleep in peace. 

12. The ATM fetch its owner steady returns in alerts and charges and the owner sleep in peace with smile. 

...I still wonder why the owners are yet to put one in my house. Any ideas please ?

(C) Tosin Oke 

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