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BREAKING NEWS.THE CONFESSION OF MADAM JOY.[SCIENCE LECTURE FOR STUDENTS].

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"Please my people, the evidence concerning who caused the Ozone layer is here. I was trying to play a localized prank because of a birthday gift offence, but unfortunately inserted a "logic bomb" into a proprietary global emissions monitoring software... and that was where the problem started from. I have confessed to Mr Toks, the international director of Ozone security agency. Below is the compiled evidence report. Please all of you should find a place in your hearts to forgive me, i promise not to do it again".  - Madam Joy- MADAM JOY DAMAGING OZONE LAYER EVIDENCE REPORT. FULL REPORT Incident Report: Project "Cold Shoulder" Subject: Madam Joy (Lead Effects Creator / Systems Programmer) Incident Type: Deliberate Logic Injection resulting in Atmospheric Destabilization Status: Highly Classified / Catastrophic Executive Summary This report details a unique and highly improbable chain of events initiated by Madam Joy, a prominent programmer and ...