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THE ATM, A LOYAL SERVANT.

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The Automated teller Machine (ATM) deserves some commendation. Here it goes.  1. The ATM never makes mistake in debiting and crediting. Have you noticed it debits when you debit and has never credited you for debiting. It also does not miss its maths. It deduct exactly what should be deducted and not a dime less. The owner is happy and sleep in peace.  2. It is a very faithful servant. Once it's owner decide not to pay, the ATM cooperate with "out of service, dispense error...." and the owner sleep in peace.  3. The ATM does not get scared and cannot be bullied. Go with any mood, it does its job and does not give a damn and the owner sleep in peace.  4. A very gentle thing. Cry, scream all you want, the ATM never respond and the owner sleep in peace.  5. You cannot bribe the ATM. Any money you deposit through it goes straight into your account and not its own account. It does not defraud it's owner and the owner sleep in peace.  6. The ATM is ve...

THE DEPORTATION OF 'ASSIGNMENT'

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A simple story to lighten your mood. Kuicy is her name.. She is a young woman, pretty, five feet plus, chubby cheeks, average size, mild manners but quite a smart one. Her smartness had helped her find her way through several life terrain including finding her way, through illegal means, to a foreign country. Her slogan was "do your work", also her way of dodging inquisitive questions too probing for her. She will simply reply "do your work" and walk away.  Her smartness had made life easy for her until a slip made it play a fast one on her. She decided she wanted more. She's been living in the country and working without proper papers without anyone suspecting her. Kuicy lived a simple life and able to pay her bills. She was still single. Well, she decided to embark on a new assignment that would fetch her some real income. She actually had business skills as a personal natural gift and also had a diploma in that field of study, but illegally upgrad...